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They need to invent a comfortable reading position
the joy!
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BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.
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We definitely gotta write a song about how we do NOT diddle kids.
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
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hahaharleygirl asked: next week i'm taking you for donuts
I’ve already made plans to get them tomorrow morning. I sorry. I be down for some cupcakes though! CUPCAKES! :D

